chrisy
Well-known member
> Worth reading to the end....
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > In the beginning God covered the earth with
>>>> > broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and
>>>> > red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live
>>>> > long and healthy lives.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created
>>>> > Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want
>>>> > hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman
>>>> > said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'.
>>>> > And lo they gained 10 pounds.
>>>> >
>>>> > And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman
>>>> > might keep the figure that man found so fair.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat
>>>> > and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went
>>>> > from size 12 to size 14.
>>>> >
>>>> > So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'.
>>>> > And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic
>>>> > croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their
>>>> > belts following the repast.
>>>> >
>>>> > God then said 'I have sent you healthy
>>>> > vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king
>>>> > prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried
>>>> > steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's
>>>> > cholesterol went through the roof.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in
>>>> > fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced
>>>> > the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal
>>>> > fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more
>>>> > pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his
>>>> > Children might lose those extra pounds.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote
>>>> > control so Man would not have to toil changing the
>>>> > channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
>>>> > flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume
>>>> > fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double
>>>> > cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with
>>>> > that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size
>>>> > 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man
>>>> > and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
>>>> >
>>>> > God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass
>>>> > surgery.
>>>> >
>>>> > And then .... Satan chuckled and created
>>>> > the National Health Service.
>>>> >
>>>> > THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
>>>> >
>>>> > After an exhaustive review of the research
>>>> > literature, here's the final word on nutrition and
>>>> > health.:
>>>> >
>>>> > 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
>>>> > heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
>>>> > heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
>>>> > fewer heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
>>>> > and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages
>>>> > and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and
>>>> > drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
>>>> >
>>>> > CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
>>>> > English is apparently what kills you.
>>>> >
>>>> > Send this to at least 14 friends in the next 60
>>>> > minutes to receive absolutely nothing back and something
>>>> > good may not happen, but may, or again may not, but who
>>>> > cares, cos it's funny
>>>> > Here endeth the Lesson.
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > In the beginning God covered the earth with
>>>> > broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and
>>>> > red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live
>>>> > long and healthy lives.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created
>>>> > Dairy Ice Cream and Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want
>>>> > hot fudge with that? And Man said, 'Yes!' And Woman
>>>> > said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate chips'.
>>>> > And lo they gained 10 pounds.
>>>> >
>>>> > And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman
>>>> > might keep the figure that man found so fair.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat
>>>> > and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went
>>>> > from size 12 to size 14.
>>>> >
>>>> > So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'.
>>>> > And Satan presented Blue Cheese dressing and garlic
>>>> > croutons on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their
>>>> > belts following the repast.
>>>> >
>>>> > God then said 'I have sent you healthy
>>>> > vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them'.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king
>>>> > prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried
>>>> > steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's
>>>> > cholesterol went through the roof.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in
>>>> > fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced
>>>> > the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them in animal
>>>> > fats adding copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more
>>>> > pounds. God then brought forth running shoes so that his
>>>> > Children might lose those extra pounds.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote
>>>> > control so Man would not have to toil changing the
>>>> > channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the
>>>> > flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
>>>> >
>>>> > Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume
>>>> > fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
>>>> >
>>>> > And Satan created McDonalds and the 99p double
>>>> > cheeseburger. Then Satan said 'You want fries with
>>>> > that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, and super size
>>>> > 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man
>>>> > and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
>>>> >
>>>> > God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass
>>>> > surgery.
>>>> >
>>>> > And then .... Satan chuckled and created
>>>> > the National Health Service.
>>>> >
>>>> > THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION
>>>> >
>>>> > After an exhaustive review of the research
>>>> > literature, here's the final word on nutrition and
>>>> > health.:
>>>> >
>>>> > 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
>>>> > heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
>>>> > heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
>>>> > fewer heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
>>>> > and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages
>>>> > and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
>>>> > 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and
>>>> > drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us
>>>> >
>>>> > CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
>>>> > English is apparently what kills you.
>>>> >
>>>> > Send this to at least 14 friends in the next 60
>>>> > minutes to receive absolutely nothing back and something
>>>> > good may not happen, but may, or again may not, but who
>>>> > cares, cos it's funny
>>>> > Here endeth the Lesson.
