farmer4620
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One day a city slicker was out driving and got lost so he stopped by a house where a farmer was in the hog lot movin hogs. The city slicker got directions but then noticed a pig with a wooden leg so he had to ask..."why does that pig have a wooden leg" the farmer said well its a long story but one day our house caught on fire and the pig starting squealing and woke us up so we could get out and the city slicker says "well why does it have a wooden leg then" the farmers answer "A pig that good, cant eat it all at once!"