GIRLS NIGHT OUT.......TEXAS STYLE

[Tommy Ruyle]

Daughter: My friends and I want to go out tonight.

Mother: Where are ya'll going ?

Daughter: To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.

Mother: I don't think you should. There's been a lot of trouble at that place. I heard there was a fight there last weekend, and several people got hurt.

Daughter: But mom!! Please!! It'll be OK.

Mother: No, your life is more important than going out.

Daughter: But Tiny is going with us...

Mother: Well, in that case, it should be OK...Ya'll have fun!

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Tiny and the girls........

 

[Calman]

I rekon they'll be alright with that big heifer tagging along. ;-) ;-) :lol: :lol:

Cal

 

[Crowderfarms]

If you look real close at the big un' you can see Steve Fawcetts lost Airplane. :shock:

 

[dieselbeef]

the one on the right is ahottie..who cares bout the big'un...

 

[L.A.]

Yep, They should be fine. Unless Tiny's hiney gets stuck in the bar booth. ;-)

 

[Darhawk]

Many, many years ago, some friends set me up a blind date............I think it was Tiny's sister.........a real fun girl, but not a cheap date........she drank the entire crowd at the honky-tonk under the table and still drove home sober. I think all four girls are purdy.........course at my age, they'd all be my grand-daughters.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

Crowder - When did Tiny escape your place?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Crowder - When did Tiny escape your place?

Last week sometime. She dumped the Creep Feeder over again, and that was enough.

 

[kerley]

My little brother used to say..."Looks like a ton of fun to me"

 

[Lammie]

I know her. She used to hang out at Hoots.

 

[Ozraptor]

Is Groucho Marks related to Karl Marks?

 

[Lammie]

Is Groucho Marks related to Karl Marks?

Don't think I have ever had anyone ask me that one, Oz. :?

 

[TexasBred]

Yep, They should be fine. Unless Tiny's hiney gets stuck in the bar booth. ;-)

Not a problem. She looks like if she really wanted out she could rip up 4 or 5 booths and walk out with'em.

 

[dieselbeef]

Is Groucho Marks related to Karl Marks?

huh???

 

[chrisy]

Is Groucho Marks related to Karl Marks?

what bearing does the Marx brother's have to do with this joke????????

 

[dieselbeef]

im still werkin on that one myself....maybe were too young??

 

[Lammie]

im still werkin on that one myself....maybe were too young??

Don't flatter yourself DB...

 

[backhoeboogie]

Lammie are you going to autograph that pic? When did you get into the body guard profession? :lol:

 

[dieselbeef]

im still werkin on that one myself....maybe were too young??

Don't flatter yourself DB...

comon then and lemme know bout the marx thing..you ogt the quote in yer avatar so....


by the way were bout the same age and now nuthin bout the marx bros....very little anyways

 

[backhoeboogie]

Lammie are you going to autograph that pic? When did you get into the body guard profession? :lol:

Guess I can't yank your chain today :shock: . It was half expected you'd come back with something dealing with those buns or steel