Getting old is when....

[chrisy]

Getting lucky means you find your car in the car park.
Having an all-nighter is when you don’t wake up to go to the toilet.
Someone compliments you on your alligator shoes and you are barefoot.

 

[DavisBeefmasters]

Cute... here I thought it was going to say something like

"When you step down off of the small hay bale instead of jumping down because your knees and back can't take the jolt"

...and other things that come to mind.

 

[Calman]

Getting old is not all that bad in this day and time.
1. If you loose your teeth you can just go get another set.
2.If you loose your hair you can always go buy some more.
3.If you loose your hearing you can buy hearing aids.
4. If you loose your --- drive there is viagra.
5.And last but not least loosing your memory also has some good points.
With viagra when you have --- and 20 minutes later you forget it you can do it again.