Friends and Business Do Mix!

[Crowderfarms]

To all my cohorts, cronies, and friends. I want to thank yall in advance for you recent patronage in my newly started endeavor. In case you're wondering (MikeC, Paint,Flatoy,Bullbiter,Callman,EarlT,Dun, etc,) What the charges are on your Credit card statements next month, I will let you know they are 5,000.00 each and will be billed accordingly to Sweet Thang LLC, to be more discreet.I appreciate your continued support as the Gov. of NY cant be a "consumer" anymore.

Please dont try and call me at home, as I'm trying to get a lil' R&R down here on Spring Break in CanCoon.

You's Truly,

Grand Master "C"

 

[Lammie]

Crowder, I don't want to see you in some press conference with your wife standing behind you just barely containing the urge to kill you and display your manly parts for the public to see.

An angry wife is such a terrible thing to waste...

 

[warpaint]

To all my cohorts, cronies, and friends. I want to thank yall in advance for you recent patronage in my newly started endeavor. In case you're wondering (MikeC, Paint,Flatoy,Bullbiter,Callman,EarlT,Dun, etc,) What the charges are on your Credit card statements next month, I will let you know they are 5,000.00 each and will be billed accordingly to Sweet Thang LLC, to be more discreet.I appreciate your continued support as the Gov. of NY cant be a "consumer" anymore.

Please dont try and call me at home, as I'm trying to get a lil' R&R down here on Spring Break in CanCoon.

You's Truly,

Grand Master "C"

While I dont mind donatin to a worthy cause, I'm awful concerned, why come my statement shows a 20k hit? :shock:

 

[bigbull338]

crowder a statement like that will get you an your cronies killed.an your wives sent to the pen.just how meny rednecks have been booked into your estb.sounds like something a redneck gov would do.

 

[Bullbuyer]

I guess that price is okay with me. I do have one request - ain't no way do I want to be a high number on that client list! If I ain't close to first then I want a refund.
You better make sure that our ol' buddy cfpinz get's billed also - I know he's been importing some large, female lady types. I saw the scales was all busted up down his way last week!

 

[Lammie]

I guess that price is okay with me. I do have one request - ain't no way do I want to be a high number on that client list! If I ain't close to first then I want a refund.
You better make sure that our ol' buddy cfpinz get's billed also - I know he's been importing some large, female lady types. I saw the scales was all busted up down his way last week!

Bullbuyer... Client #9!

 

[cfpinz]

Please dont try and call me at home, as I'm trying to get a lil' R&R down here on Spring Break in CanCoon.

Is that where SPAM comes from?

 

[pdfangus]

I am only sorry that I can't yet afford to run with you boys.

But I am telling the wife that I am planning on running for governor of new york.

them folks don't have no problem with it cause they done already elected a senator who lived in Arkansas and Dee Cee.

Got to admit thought that Spitzer was utilizing a bit higher quality talent that Crowder has been noted for.

 

[curtis]

Mr. Crowder, it was so easy to max out my credit card this last month so my payment will be a little late. With the big busts that's going on in New York it looks like one of two things will happen, the price will come down a little or the quality goes up.
You may want to bring in some new faces, i mean bodies...maybe some of them Minnesota and Texas gals. You will need to screen them pretty close, make sure they can do more tricks than a monkey on a grape vine. :nod: :nod:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Mr. Crowder, it was so easy to max out my credit card this last month so my payment will be a little late. With the big busts that's going on in New York it looks like one of two things will happen, the price will come down a little or the quality goes up.
You may want to bring in some new faces, i mean bodies...maybe some of them Minnesota and Texas gals. You will need to screen them pretty close, make sure they can do more tricks than a monkey on a grape vine. :nod: :nod:

Curtis, Not to worry. I've already scanned these Hills and Hollers for new "Talent"

I figure the Guv was paying roughly 50 bucks an hour per pound of wimmen.What I am offering will equate to a lot mo' wimmen for a much lesser rate.I propose to offer 500 lbs of gal at the 110 lb. price.My "Inflation Fighter" package.

I'm sure this one will go over rather large.

 

[GMN]

Crowder, I don't want to see you in some press conference with your wife standing behind you just barely containing the urge to kill you and display your manly parts for the public to see.

An angry wife is such a terrible thing to waste...

I hope the lil woman has the common sense to kick his you know what out the door, and that she was only standing by him for appearance sakes. If she doesn't she is a nimrod.

GMN

 

[Calman]

If my wife ever had the expression on her face that women did I would definately be worried.

Cal

 

[jw]

I hope the lil woman has the common sense to kick his you know what out the door, and that she was only standing by him for appearance sakes. If she doesn't she is a nimrod.

She's a nimrod for standing here in the first place. She should have made him go out by himself.

 

[john250]

Crowder,
I'm mailing you my personal check for 11,000 USD (2 hr @ $5500/hr :shock: ) in hopes that it will secure my ambassador to the virgin islands appointment. 8) Enjoy. :banana:
My bank is the East Bank of Mississippi. The routing number is "downstream". The check will look very authentic. Suitable for framing.

 

[warpaint]

Crowder,
I'm mailing you my personal check for 11,000 USD (2 hr @ $5500/hr :shock: ) in hopes that it will secure my ambassador to the virgin islands appointment. 8) Enjoy. :banana:
My bank is the East Bank of Mississippi. The routing number is "downstream". The check will look very authentic. Suitable for framing.

John,
I'm afraid your personal check was not accepted. Unfortunately we require a credit card number to verify age, (typical on sites like ours.) Please remit card number, experation date, and the amount of your donation forthwith.

WP ESQUIRE
BR549

 

[Crowderfarms]

Bein' me and my twin brudder are brokering this precious commodity, you'll have to understand John, that we require credit cards, as we aint got no "return" policy and wont never have one.

 

[CKC1586]

I hope the lil woman has the common sense to kick his you know what out the door, and that she was only standing by him for appearance sakes. If she doesn't she is a nimrod.

She's a nimrod for standing here in the first place. She should have made him go out by himself.

You got that right!!!!!!!! :clap: