Four words

[MurraysMutts]

Oh no, fighting bulls!

 

[MurraysMutts]

Sorry. I gotta post again!

Bred to belted jerseys....

 

[Travlr]

One of Murray's projects...

 

[Dave]

shot in my pasture

Somethings I don't allow

 

[50/50Farms]

I helped butcher them

 

[Son of Butch]

I think all ya all's train of thought has left the station without you.
to recap:
Once upon a time, there 'were' 2 calves, Bill and Ben, lived in (a) creep feeder. Had absolutely no hair, but had black hides.
This made Trvlr sad, because people were cheated. It was cold outside, they had no ears and short tails besides, 2 bucks a pound, cried a disgruntled Murray. The buyer didn't know, they still had nuts, they had been banded, but they missed one, but they had three, Bill two, Ben one, but still no underbite, They will make CAB, because they are black, and one would breed, but only Corriente heifers, They walked to Georgia, they'll get a premium, Oh no fighting bulls, bred to belted Jerseys, one of Murray's projects, shot in my pasture, somethings I don't allow, I helped butcher them. All agreed - The End.

p.s.
When you sell the movie rights to the story I want screen play byline credit

 

[Son of Butch]

All Agreed - The End

 

[TexasRancher]

Nothing ever ends, continue

 

[coachg]

We had a bbq

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

We didn't need sauce

 

[Dave]

And dinner is served

 

[MurraysMutts]

Smelled like grilled cheese?

 

[Travlr]

Or was it vegan?

 

[Mountaintown Creek Ranch]

No plant food please

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

Slice of cheese please

 

[Son of Butch]

no, makes me sneeze

 

[50/50Farms]

Cheese makes you sneeze?

 

[Son of Butch]

creates a rearward breeze

 

[MurraysMutts]

And causes a ruckus

 

[50/50Farms]

Mind the wind, please.