Forgot my Glasses!!

[vclavin]

FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do
something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the
senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got
home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 74 years old and you're going to
start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a
membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"
I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five
jumps a week!
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

 

[TexasBred]

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE....maybe he can sell the other four "jumps". :cowboy:

 

[Caustic Burno]

HEHEHEHEHEEEEEE....maybe he can sell the other four "jumps". :cowboy:

Way to funny but so true.
I got cheaters everywhere.
I need a geriatric print ruler, phone book, etc.
I think someone broke into my house and moved all of the back sights on my rifles, they are all too close now.

 

[upfrombottom]

Is the cost of membership tax deductible?

 

[TexasBred]

Is the cost of membership tax deductible?

I guess you could charge off the loss if you end the year with no jumps or one jump.

 

[vclavin]

Sure glad hubby wears his all the time!! LOL
Valerie

 

[Caustic Burno]

Is the cost of membership tax deductible?

I guess you could charge off the loss if you end the year with no jumps or one jump.

Would you write this off under entertaiment or medical.

 

[chrisy]

not sure if you have these in the US....'Should 'ave gone to SpecSave'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x89xAXHd2l8