CattleAnnie
Well-known member
A little light reading
Real women -vs- Ladies
>>
>>
>> Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
>>Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>>
>> Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
>>
>>
>>******************************************
>>
>> Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it
>>in half and rub it on your head. The throbbing will go away.
>>
>> Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
>>chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the
>>hell cares!
>>
>>
>>******************************************
>>
>> Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the
>>bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>>
>> Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the
>>bottom of the cone for Pete's sake. You're probably lying on your
>>ass on the couch with your feet up anyway.
>>
>>
>>*****************************************
>>
>> Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an
>>apple in the bag with the potatoes.
>>
>> Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you
>>don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
>>
>>
>>*****************************************
>>
>> Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring
>>the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there
>>won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.
>>
>> Real Women - Go to the bakery....they'll even
>>decorate the son of a beech for you.
>>
>>
>>****************************************
>>
>> Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie
>>crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
>>
>> Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie
>>directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.
>>
>>
>>**************************************
>>
>> Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try
>>using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that
>>makes opening jars easy.
>>
>> Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy
>>to do it.
>>
>>
>>*************************************
>>
>> And finally the most important tip....
>>
>>
>>**************************************
>>
>> A good friend will come and bail you out of
>>jail.......but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
>>"Damn...that was fun!!
Take care
Real women -vs- Ladies
>>
>>
>> Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine.
>>Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
>>
>> Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
>>
>>
>>******************************************
>>
>> Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it
>>in half and rub it on your head. The throbbing will go away.
>>
>> Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila,
>>chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the
>>hell cares!
>>
>>
>>******************************************
>>
>> Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the
>>bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>>
>> Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the
>>bottom of the cone for Pete's sake. You're probably lying on your
>>ass on the couch with your feet up anyway.
>>
>>
>>*****************************************
>>
>> Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an
>>apple in the bag with the potatoes.
>>
>> Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you
>>don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
>>
>>
>>*****************************************
>>
>> Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring
>>the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there
>>won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.
>>
>> Real Women - Go to the bakery....they'll even
>>decorate the son of a beech for you.
>>
>>
>>****************************************
>>
>> Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie
>>crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
>>
>> Real Women - Sara Lee frozen freakin pie
>>directions do not include brushing egg whites, so don't do it.
>>
>>
>>**************************************
>>
>> Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try
>>using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that
>>makes opening jars easy.
>>
>> Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbour guy
>>to do it.
>>
>>
>>*************************************
>>
>> And finally the most important tip....
>>
>>
>>**************************************
>>
>> A good friend will come and bail you out of
>>jail.......but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
>>"Damn...that was fun!!
Take care
