for all you aussies

[*Cowgirl*]

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".

Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".

The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?

The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

 

[Australian Cattleman]

Ha Ha. My uncle went to Arkansas to vist his in laws,whilst he was there he went to a cattle sale. He was intoduced to another farmer who asked "did you draarve here?"
Do Americans know much about our country?
Colin

 

[rkm]

Colin, it's sad to say but most Americans know about the Outback and little else.

 

[chrisy]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
when I was in the States in May everyone kept asking me if I was from Australia. They couldn't get their head around my London accent not sounding like the Queens English.