IluvABbeef
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An old cowboy went to church for the first time in his life and told his friend about the experience.
"I tied my horse to a tree in the corral," the cowboy said.
"At church, that's called a parking lot," his friend explained.
"Then I went up some steps and through the main gate," the cowboy continued.
"That's called the front door in a church," his friend related.
"Inside, a man in a suit and tie gave me a piece of paper and pointed to a chute I should go down," the cowboy said.
"In a church that's called an aisle," his friend replied.
"Then I saw an empty stall and sat down," the cowboy said.
"That's called a pew," his friend stated matter-of-factly.
"Oh," the cowboy answered, "that's exactly what the nice lady next to me said: 'P-U'"
"I tied my horse to a tree in the corral," the cowboy said.
"At church, that's called a parking lot," his friend explained.
"Then I went up some steps and through the main gate," the cowboy continued.
"That's called the front door in a church," his friend related.
"Inside, a man in a suit and tie gave me a piece of paper and pointed to a chute I should go down," the cowboy said.
"In a church that's called an aisle," his friend replied.
"Then I saw an empty stall and sat down," the cowboy said.
"That's called a pew," his friend stated matter-of-factly.
"Oh," the cowboy answered, "that's exactly what the nice lady next to me said: 'P-U'"
