That's 3 minutes I'll be penalized for. :D.
True story:
When hurricane Ike blew Crystal Beach Texas right off the peninsula, there was only one building left intact, and with a generator, and that's where the inhabitants held their 1st Sunday church service when they were allowed back. The Tiki Bar and Grill. Beer signs all a glo, the juke box softly playin in the background for the regular customers, and a thick pall of cigarette smoke hanging over the parishioners. Half naked ladys on the Budwieser posters weren't even covered up. When the service was over, most of the people just bellied on up to the bar.