Bama
Well-known member
I was spraying fence lines today and something happened that I thought may need to be explained to our northern neighbors. I got off the tractor to open a gate and before getting back up I did the fire ant shuffle. Now everbody in the southern United States know what this is, but with summer coming on I thought some of the folks further north may be visiting and see this strange dance and get the wrong idea about us souther folk.
The Fire Ant shuffle can cause you to come out of your clothes slapping at your legs running like you have a fireball in your nether region. It don't matter who is watching or where your at. People around here don't think anything about it and know what happened. Its the visitors that will be bewildered. Most everbody in southern Texas and over to Georgia and south of this line know exactly what it is. Some of the folks in Southern Tennessee have even been known to do it from time to time.
Back to what happened to me. When I got off the tractor to open a gate I unknowing disturbed a antbed. After I walked over it they got all over me. They wait until a bunch of them are poised and ready and one of them hollers go. I ain't never figured out how they determine which one gets to be the one to give the command. Anyway once the start they all start. The only relief you can get is to come out of your cloths and get em off. Lucky for me I was in the back away from traffic but if I had been next to the road it wouldn't have made any differance. Folks from the south will understand, Folks from the north would have thought, I always knew these rednecks were crazy.
The Fire Ant shuffle can cause you to come out of your clothes slapping at your legs running like you have a fireball in your nether region. It don't matter who is watching or where your at. People around here don't think anything about it and know what happened. Its the visitors that will be bewildered. Most everbody in southern Texas and over to Georgia and south of this line know exactly what it is. Some of the folks in Southern Tennessee have even been known to do it from time to time.
Back to what happened to me. When I got off the tractor to open a gate I unknowing disturbed a antbed. After I walked over it they got all over me. They wait until a bunch of them are poised and ready and one of them hollers go. I ain't never figured out how they determine which one gets to be the one to give the command. Anyway once the start they all start. The only relief you can get is to come out of your cloths and get em off. Lucky for me I was in the back away from traffic but if I had been next to the road it wouldn't have made any differance. Folks from the south will understand, Folks from the north would have thought, I always knew these rednecks were crazy.