Now substitute your favorite cowboy/girl in place of Texas.
On a hot blistering summer day, a Texas cowboy comes riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman comes into the bar and asks who owned the dog tied under the tree. The Texas cowboy said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The Texas cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat, he's cool cause I got'm tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand; your dog needs to be bred."
"No way", the Texas cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The Texas cowboy looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a policedog!"
As I duck and run for cover. :lol: :lol: :lol:
On a hot blistering summer day, a Texas cowboy comes riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman comes into the bar and asks who owned the dog tied under the tree. The Texas cowboy said that it was his.
The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."
The Texas cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat, he's cool cause I got'm tied under the shade of the tree."
The policeman says, "No! You don't understand; your dog needs to be bred."
"No way", the Texas cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".
Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! You don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!"
The Texas cowboy looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a policedog!"
As I duck and run for cover. :lol: :lol: :lol:
