Bob had a farting problem during the night. His wife Ethel kept telling him, "honey if you keep doing that, your gonna fart your intestines out." One morning, she was down stairs early in the morning cooking a turkey. As she cleaned out the turkey she got an idea. :!: She took all the good stuff upstairs to their room where Bob was still sleeping and put 'em under his butt. She went on with her work until her hubby came downstairs. He said to her, "Honey, it finally happened." "She goes what happened?" "He said, I farted out my insides, but.......
but with my two fingers and a whole lotta vaseline, i got 'em back in. :shock:
but with my two fingers and a whole lotta vaseline, i got 'em back in. :shock:
