chrisy
Well-known member
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put
her on every ride in the park:
The Death Slide
- The Wall of Fear
- The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds
where her loving husband ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake Then it
was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all
the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed ..
"I meant my dress size, you f-&%*^g tw-t"
The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get
it wrong.
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"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put
her on every ride in the park:
The Death Slide
- The Wall of Fear
- The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling
and her stomach felt upside down Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds
where her loving husband ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake Then it
was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all
the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed ..
"I meant my dress size, you f-&%*^g tw-t"
The moral of this story : Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get
it wrong.
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