certherfbeef
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A gentleman walked into a diner and says to the waitress, "I'll have a set of headlights and four hubcaps."
This confused the waitress, but she wrote it down and went to check with the cook.
The cook replies, "That is just old short-order slang. What he wants is two eggs overeasy and a stack of four pancakes.
The waitress says, "I'll fix him!" and serves him a bowl of beans.
"Hey, this aint what I ordered," he bellows.
"Well, I thought while you were waiting for spare parts, you might want to gas up"
This confused the waitress, but she wrote it down and went to check with the cook.
The cook replies, "That is just old short-order slang. What he wants is two eggs overeasy and a stack of four pancakes.
The waitress says, "I'll fix him!" and serves him a bowl of beans.
"Hey, this aint what I ordered," he bellows.
"Well, I thought while you were waiting for spare parts, you might want to gas up"
