WagaAgeyv
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said "OK then just unload the donkey." The farmer asked "What ya gonna do with him?" And Kenny said: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer said: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
The next day the farmer drove up and said "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said "OK then just unload the donkey." The farmer asked "What ya gonna do with him?" And Kenny said: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer said: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
