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How To Install A Redneck Home Security System
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's work boot's size 14-16 (used)
2. Place them on front porch, along with a copy of Gun And Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hay Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I gone for more ammunition.
Will be back in one hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all of the dog's in the house. Better just wait outside until we can get back.
Cooter
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jfont
Well-known member
True story,
I guy that went to college with my boss used to round up rattle snakes to make extra money while in school. When he would leave, he would turn the snakes loose in the apartment. One night he came back and saw the door was forced open, so he called the cops. The two robbers were still there standing on the bed.
I guy that went to college with my boss used to round up rattle snakes to make extra money while in school. When he would leave, he would turn the snakes loose in the apartment. One night he came back and saw the door was forced open, so he called the cops. The two robbers were still there standing on the bed.
