Democrats Security Plan

[Oldtimer]

I hope no one takes this as Political - but this is too good to pass on!



TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED THE DEMOCRATS TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT THEIR FAIR-HAIRED CANDIDATE FOR THE PRESIDENCY. FOR SECURITY REASONS, THEY HAVE SUGGESTED THAT HILLARY HAVE A MUSLIM NAME.
SO, FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:















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[la4angus]

Probaly more truth to that than some people realize.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[chrisy]

:nod: :lol2: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :lol2:

 

[Nowland Farms]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

 

[warpaint]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

Hey now, I might vote on the left, or is it right?
I forget, I ain't got anybody telling me which I am. I'm either a leftwingist, hippie type or a radiclal right winger. I ain't figured it out yet.

But, I can say this for certain,
I never had sexual relations, with that woman!! ;-)

 

[Alice]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

Hey now, I might vote on the left, or is it right?
I forget, I ain't got anybody telling me which I am. I'm either a leftwingist, hippie type or a radiclal right winger. I ain't figured it out yet.

But, I can say this for certain,
I never had sexual relations, with that woman!! ;-)

There is the matter of that blue dress, Warpaint...

Alice

 

[warpaint]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

Hey now, I might vote on the left, or is it right?
I forget, I ain't got anybody telling me which I am. I'm either a leftwingist, hippie type or a radiclal right winger. I ain't figured it out yet.

But, I can say this for certain,
I never had sexual relations, with that woman!! ;-)

There is the matter of that blue dress, Warpaint...

Alice

That is all media misinformation, aimed at my candidate for the Presidency.

Neither, myself, or my running mate, (I Hope) has ever met the woman. "Well I did meet her at a 5,000 dollar a plate function, once", but I swear, she was with some other guy!

 

[Nowland Farms]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

Hey now, I might vote on the left, or is it right?
I forget, I ain't got anybody telling me which I am. I'm either a leftwingist, hippie type or a radiclal right winger. I ain't figured it out yet.

But, I can say this for certain,
I never had sexual relations, with that woman!! ;-)

There is the matter of that blue dress, Warpaint...

Alice

That is all media misinformation, aimed at my candidate for the Presidency.

Neither, myself, or my running mate, (I Hope) has ever met the woman. "Well I did meet her at a 5,000 dollar a plate function, once", but I swear, she was with some other guy!

See I told ya'll that Warpaint and Crowder knew her very well. I even heard that they all 3 had cigars afterwards..............

Warpaint and Crowder were her "Toy Boys".

 

[Alice]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

Hey now, I might vote on the left, or is it right?
I forget, I ain't got anybody telling me which I am. I'm either a leftwingist, hippie type or a radiclal right winger. I ain't figured it out yet.

But, I can say this for certain,
I never had sexual relations, with that woman!! ;-)

There is the matter of that blue dress, Warpaint...

Alice

That is all media misinformation, aimed at my candidate for the Presidency.

Neither, myself, or my running mate, (I Hope) has ever met the woman. "Well I did meet her at a 5,000 dollar a plate function, once", but I swear, she was with some other guy!

See I told ya'll that Warpaint and Crowder knew her very well. I even heard that they all 3 had cigars afterwards..............

Warpaint and Crowder were her "Toy Boys".

That cigar thang! Now, that's funny! The jury's still out on the blue dress...it was a size 16, I think... 8) Crowder?

Alice

 

[backhoeboogie]

See I told ya'll that Warpaint and Crowder knew her very well. I even heard that they all 3 had cigars afterwards..............

Warpaint and Crowder were her "Toy Boys".

She's awfully ugly and mouthy too. Especially that, "how dare them, WE are the president" thing.

But I hear tell that for Arkansas standards, well she aint all that bad. Kind of how she wound up there in the first place. Wonder why she didn't try Tennessee?

Now if you go putting her beside some of those Crowder women I have seen pics of, a paper bag comes to mind, but I think I'd really just rather be a hermit myself.

 

[Oldtimer]

But I hear tell that for Arkansas standards, well she aint all that bad. Kind of how she wound up there in the first place. Wonder why she didn't try Tennessee?

She doesn't have enough missing teeth or cousins to be from Tennessee ;-)

 

[backhoeboogie]

She doesn't have enough missing teeth or cousins to be from Tennessee ;-)

Wonder if her cousins would even claim her?

 

[Nowland Farms]

Bill did ! Or at least for a while until he discovered gals who he was not related to like, Jennifer, Paula and what was that other gals name? On second thought, the gals were from Arkansas so they were probably were cousins.

 

[backhoeboogie]

That one did get a nose job after she got the pay off.

 

[warpaint]

But I hear tell that for Arkansas standards, well she aint all that bad. Kind of how she wound up there in the first place. Wonder why she didn't try Tennessee?

She doesn't have enough missing teeth or cousins to be from Tennessee ;-)

As I have repeatedly metioned, the folk lore about us'ns from Tennessee bein tuffless is a myth. We can go to Freds and buy us a set for 10.00. :)

 

[Crowderfarms]

FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO HER BY HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:


SELDOM BIN LAYED

I'm not so sure that this statement is true. You should ask her girlfriend or you could ask Crowder or WarPaint. I understand they are realllllllll friendly with her.

Hey now, I might vote on the left, or is it right?
I forget, I ain't got anybody telling me which I am. I'm either a leftwingist, hippie type or a radiclal right winger. I ain't figured it out yet.

But, I can say this for certain,
I never had sexual relations, with that woman!! ;-)

There is the matter of that blue dress, Warpaint...

Alice

That is all media misinformation, aimed at my candidate for the Presidency.

Neither, myself, or my running mate, (I Hope) has ever met the woman. "Well I did meet her at a 5,000 dollar a plate function, once", but I swear, she was with some other guy!

See I told ya'll that Warpaint and Crowder knew her very well. I even heard that they all 3 had cigars afterwards..............

Warpaint and Crowder were her "Toy Boys".

That cigar thang! Now, that's funny! The jury's still out on the blue dress...it was a size 16, I think... 8) Crowder?

Alice

To my Constituents and Supporters and Victoria Secret Models, I have no information bout this Hill-Larry thang.

I would not have any relations with a gal with legs as big in diameter as a White Oak log at a sawmill.

What Paint does on his "Off Time" is not applicable to what I do in my "Off Time" I will admit that Paint does spend many hour repeatedly listening to an old Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels song entitled...."Devil With The Blue Dress On"

Ya'll draw your own conclusions... :shock: