chrisy
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was sent this thought I would share.......
Dear Diary;
May 30th
Just moved to Bullhead, Arizona . Now this is the state that knows how to
live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and
deserts blend together. What a place! Watched the sunset from the back yard,
lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it
here.
~~~~~
June 14th
Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. No problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air conditioned car. What a pleasure to
see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshiper.
~~~~~~
June 30th
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and
rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me! Another scorcher
today, but I love it here.
~~~~~`
July 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week day or night! How do
people
get used to this frickin Heat? At least its nice and windy though. But
getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.
~~~~~
July 15th
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. The
locals tell me to put this green sticky plant on me and it will all be
O.K. I missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
~~~~~~
July 20th
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left for work this
morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen
up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2000.00 worth of
leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like
Kibbles and sh**s!! No more pets in this heat!
~~~~~
July 25th
The wind SUCKS!!!! It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer!! And it's
hot as he11. The home air conditioner is on the fritz and the a/c
repairman charged $200.00 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
~~~~~
July 30th
Been sleeping outside for three nights now. $1500.00 in damn house
payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come to this God forsaken
place?
~~~~~~
Aug 4th
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air fixed today. It cost $500.00 and
gets the temperature down to around 90. Stupid repairman pi**ed in my pool and
spit all over the deck. I hate this stupid city.
~~~~~
Aug 8th
If another wiseass cracks, "is it hot enough for ya today?" I'm going to
tear his throat out. Damned heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator
is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted
freakin' Garfield.
~~~~~
Aug 9th
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black
leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my as* was on fire. I lost two
layers of flesh. Now the car smells like burnt as* and fried cat.
~~~~~
Aug 10th
The weather report might as well be a damned recording: HOT AND SUNNY.
It's been too hot to do s**t for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it
might warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren desert? Water
rationing will be next, so $1700.00 worth of cactus just might dry up and
blow into the damn pool. Even cactus can't live in this heat.
~~~~~
Aug 14th
Welcome to he11. The temperature got to 119 today. I can't believe I
moved here. Forgot to crack the windows and blew the damned windshield out of
the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Is it hot enough for ya
today?" Had to spend the $1500.00 house payment to bail me out of jail
Dear Diary;
May 30th
Just moved to Bullhead, Arizona . Now this is the state that knows how to
live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and
deserts blend together. What a place! Watched the sunset from the back yard,
lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it
here.
~~~~~
June 14th
Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. No problem. Live in an
air-conditioned home, drive an air conditioned car. What a pleasure to
see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshiper.
~~~~~~
June 30th
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and
rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me! Another scorcher
today, but I love it here.
~~~~~`
July 10th
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week day or night! How do
people
get used to this frickin Heat? At least its nice and windy though. But
getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.
~~~~~
July 15th
Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. The
locals tell me to put this green sticky plant on me and it will all be
O.K. I missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson
though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
~~~~~~
July 20th
I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left for work this
morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen
up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2000.00 worth of
leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like
Kibbles and sh**s!! No more pets in this heat!
~~~~~
July 25th
The wind SUCKS!!!! It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer!! And it's
hot as he11. The home air conditioner is on the fritz and the a/c
repairman charged $200.00 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.
~~~~~
July 30th
Been sleeping outside for three nights now. $1500.00 in damn house
payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come to this God forsaken
place?
~~~~~~
Aug 4th
It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air fixed today. It cost $500.00 and
gets the temperature down to around 90. Stupid repairman pi**ed in my pool and
spit all over the deck. I hate this stupid city.
~~~~~
Aug 8th
If another wiseass cracks, "is it hot enough for ya today?" I'm going to
tear his throat out. Damned heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator
is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted
freakin' Garfield.
~~~~~
Aug 9th
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black
leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my as* was on fire. I lost two
layers of flesh. Now the car smells like burnt as* and fried cat.
~~~~~
Aug 10th
The weather report might as well be a damned recording: HOT AND SUNNY.
It's been too hot to do s**t for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it
might warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren desert? Water
rationing will be next, so $1700.00 worth of cactus just might dry up and
blow into the damn pool. Even cactus can't live in this heat.
~~~~~
Aug 14th
Welcome to he11. The temperature got to 119 today. I can't believe I
moved here. Forgot to crack the windows and blew the damned windshield out of
the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Is it hot enough for ya
today?" Had to spend the $1500.00 house payment to bail me out of jail