Dear Abby,

Nowland Farms

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Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car down the road.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my tractor next to the barn and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the dirt road coming to the house when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my tractor, that I noticed that my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I call some of my CattleToday buddies to help me with it?

Thanks, Rod
 
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the tractor....probably a gasket or loose line....easy fix....
the old lady....well..send er to a lawyer for a real overhaul....
just get some good pictures from under the tractor to show the judge....
 

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