Daddy Longlegs

[icandoit]

A father watched his little daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
innocent his little girl was.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she
asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl thought for a moment, then she
stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay
in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not
having any of that crap in Texas."

 

[Tommy Ruyle]

From the mouth of babes...

 

[brangus_babe]

:lol: Always trust a little one to point out the obvious, and embarass the hell outta ya when doin it.

It don't get any better when they're older either!! I have an "almost" 18 yr old (ya know, they know it ALL) and I've always told him....

"Be sure to taste your words before ya spit 'em out"

...it's a good rule most of us could learn from! :cboy: