Rustler9
Well-known member
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."
The
4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When
we
go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you
say
something
with ass." The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what
he
wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."
WHACK!!!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up,and
runs
upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping
his
rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You
can
stay
there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with
a
stern
voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't
know,"
he
blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."
The
4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues, "When
we
go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell, and you
say
something
with ass." The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what
he
wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."
WHACK!!!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up,and
runs
upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping
his
rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You
can
stay
there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks with
a
stern
voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't
know,"
he
blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
