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here are some insults you may here from Crowder's Wimmen:

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, "we are family".

Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -
(one at a time please!!!!!!)

Yo momma's so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!

yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around her!

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...
New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!


To Be Continued...
 
Yeah, the sad part though is that they are proud of it and Crowder is proud of them. I mean heck he has some of the highest weaning weights I have seen in any state bar NY. They are never weaned up there. :shock:
 
so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!! FUNNYYYY!!! :lol: :lol:

I heard, one of them blonde ones was weighing herself by lying on the floor on her back, and set the scale on top of her feet!
 
RebelCritter":1zzn5rmn said:
so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!! FUNNYYYY!!! :lol: :lol:

I heard, one of them blonde ones was weighing herself by lying on the floor on her back, and set the scale on top of her feet!
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so she was lighter than air? lol.
 
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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN

yo mamma is so fat she makes the grand canyon look small!!!!!!!

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

your mom is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund

Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.

Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose

Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes

Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: "Free Willy! free Willy!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code

Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama's so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.

Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
 
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and the finale as his wimmen couldn't think of any more insults for each other:

Yo Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo Mama's so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell "Taxi!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. -

Yo Mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. -

Yo Mama's so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..

Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo Mama's so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be "incredible bulk."

Yo Mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.

Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo Mama's so fat, I guess we know what's eating Gilbert Grape.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her a** weighs 50 pounds

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".

Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my a** on the light bulb.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat a** out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she bumps into people when she's sitting down.

Yo Mama's so fat, her butt has it's own congressmen.

Yo Mama's so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.
 
Cowgirl, When you arrive at the GitTogether, you may have a problem with some of my "Girls".Their feelings would be hurt, but with Fat like they got, it'd be hard to do any damage. :lol:
 
Crowderfarms":mtqyttah said:
Cowgirl, When you arrive at the GitTogether, you may have a problem with some of my "Girls".Their feelings would be hurt, but with Fat like they got, it'd be hard to do any damage. :lol:
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no damage except to me! :help: :cry: :cry: don't tell them it was me. please, please, puhleaze!
 
she could sell shade.

Hay Crowder! Now this one is a great idea! You could become rich! And dont forget the little people that got you there, when you do. :P
 
RebelCritter":1r37gq6w said:
she could sell shade.

Hay Crowder! Now this one is a great idea! You could become rich! And dont forget the little people that got you there, when you do. :P
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Shade or a solar eclipse? :shock:
 
Crowderfarms":5c4khphr said:
RebelCritter":5c4khphr said:
she could sell shade.

Hay Crowder! Now this one is a great idea! You could become rich! And dont forget the little people that got you there, when you do. :P
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Shade or a solar eclipse? :shock:
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Ok, yull have to use some of your smaller bigguns. You could go to the beach, offer "shade", $50 an hour! Your womman just has to stand there!
 
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Just a little more entertainment for the big git-to-gether![/b]
 

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