Cowboy Wedding Night

Crowderfarms

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A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for
their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good
strong bed.'

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,

'Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.
 
And later on, the cowboy called the front desk and said “I’ve gotta leak in my sink” and the person at the front desk says “go ahead.”
:lol2:
 

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