Crowderfarms
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Went out to eat supper, and all of us and some good friends were sitting at a local Restaurant near the Bar. After we'd ordered Supper, my Wife says "don't look over but your Cousin is sitting at a booth across from our table", say ' bout 30 feet from us.Well, as luck would have it, Ol' Cuz let's call her Sally for safety's sake spots my Wife and saunters over to our table, about 3 sheets in the wind, locally known as "Drunker than a Bicycle".
Now this would normally be no problem, but yep, Cuz is a preferer of the "same sex" she's rough, tough, and meaner than a 55 gallon drum of rattlers at times.
My Wife, being the doll she is, and ever so gracious asks Cuz if she'd like to join us.Of Course she lands herself a chair right next to your's truly, and starts to emmbarass the hell out of me, pointing out waitresses and patrons she thinks are cute... Orders herself another pitcher and tries to get it on my bill, which aint gonna cut it.I end up buying her one glass of Beer and she's off to the races again. Now our friends, aren't to keen with the festivities going on, and neither are we for that matter.Other folks are starting to look at her, and trying to figger out where "She" fits into the group.
Finally bout an hour later, her Cell rings, and it's my Aunt (her mama) calling. She puts me on the cell, and I walk from the table telling Aunt Tammy she needs to come pick her 40 year old daughter up, before she tries to drive, and kills someone or herself. She comes and gets her and drove her home. Our friends were mortified, as were us as well.
I knew I should have spread that Fertilizer today, and taken a tree off a Fence. Sometimes it dont pay to go to town.
Signed, Distrught in Tennessee :shock:
Now this would normally be no problem, but yep, Cuz is a preferer of the "same sex" she's rough, tough, and meaner than a 55 gallon drum of rattlers at times.
My Wife, being the doll she is, and ever so gracious asks Cuz if she'd like to join us.Of Course she lands herself a chair right next to your's truly, and starts to emmbarass the hell out of me, pointing out waitresses and patrons she thinks are cute... Orders herself another pitcher and tries to get it on my bill, which aint gonna cut it.I end up buying her one glass of Beer and she's off to the races again. Now our friends, aren't to keen with the festivities going on, and neither are we for that matter.Other folks are starting to look at her, and trying to figger out where "She" fits into the group.
Finally bout an hour later, her Cell rings, and it's my Aunt (her mama) calling. She puts me on the cell, and I walk from the table telling Aunt Tammy she needs to come pick her 40 year old daughter up, before she tries to drive, and kills someone or herself. She comes and gets her and drove her home. Our friends were mortified, as were us as well.
I knew I should have spread that Fertilizer today, and taken a tree off a Fence. Sometimes it dont pay to go to town.
Signed, Distrught in Tennessee :shock:
