Susie David
Well-known member
There was a nice couple down the road, one of the local boys that married a foreign bride. The gal is a hard woprking woman but is really struggling with the language.
She was in the butcher shop the other day and couldn't convey that she wanted some chicken legs...she finally got her point across when she clucked like a hen and lifted her skirt to show her legs...the butcher knew right away what she wanted.
With her new communication skills she next went to puchase some chicken breasts....you guessed it...she made chicken noises then opened her blouse to show her brests...no doubt as to what she wanted.
A few days later she had the notion to make sausages so she took her husband with her to the butcher shop....
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Don't know what y'all were thinking....
The husband speaks english.
She was in the butcher shop the other day and couldn't convey that she wanted some chicken legs...she finally got her point across when she clucked like a hen and lifted her skirt to show her legs...the butcher knew right away what she wanted.
With her new communication skills she next went to puchase some chicken breasts....you guessed it...she made chicken noises then opened her blouse to show her brests...no doubt as to what she wanted.
A few days later she had the notion to make sausages so she took her husband with her to the butcher shop....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Don't know what y'all were thinking....
The husband speaks english.
