Ryder
Well-known member
For the first time in all my born days I broke my rule of staying out of the kitchen. I decided to try my hand at baking cookies for Christmas.
They turned out so good that I thought about sending some to everybody on CT (Well, almost everybody). Then I realized that was not practical. So I decided to just share the recipe with you and let each of you make your own delicious cookies.
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water,,1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt
cup or brown sugar, 4 large eggs, 1 cup nuts, 2 cups of dried fruit
Bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
It's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
Drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. (Careful here, Lammie)
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
:drink: :drink: :drink:
They turned out so good that I thought about sending some to everybody on CT (Well, almost everybody). Then I realized that was not practical. So I decided to just share the recipe with you and let each of you make your own delicious cookies.
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water,,1 tsp baking soda, 1 cup of sugar, 1 tsp salt
cup or brown sugar, 4 large eggs, 1 cup nuts, 2 cups of dried fruit
Bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
In a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
It's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
Drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. (Careful here, Lammie)
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !
:drink: :drink: :drink:
