aplusmnt
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Here is the fourth chapter of my Book of Caustics famous quotes. With the fourth Part I now have 7 pages of Microsoft word original quotes with no repeats. Surely he is about to run out of them. :lol:
Part IV
· You push that one you had better be run like a deer and dive in armadillo holes.
· Somn you have a 15 watt bulb in 60 watt socket you still have taxes and welfare confused.
· You are just like one of them oheeee birds that flies in cirlces every time you head flies up your butt you holler oheeeee its dark in here
· The only papers the commercial cattleman is carrying is those in his back pocket in case a pain hits him in the pasture.
· You need to make a doctor's appointment and go and see if you can get that bucket of loose screws tightened up
· It is obvious you don't know whether to wipe your watch or wind your butt
· Boy you are the blue ribbon winner here. This is absolutely the dumbest post I have ever read
· Alice you are like a yard full of fleas
· “Ole CB can throw a piece of bait and catch cry babies every cast” (From Campground Cattle but just seemed appropriate to be here)
· I have named some on mine lately Jack in the Box, Burger King and Kroger
· Was born after they invented rock but before dirt
· He better say that from up north, say that down here and someone would saddle that boy and ride him like a stick horse
· You just don't see a lot of liberals signing up for the armed forces that protect their alligator mouths and hummingbird butts
· That's what I love about Brangus those that don't have the fuse lit have a box of matches
· there is a pasture full of sale barn girls that would let you instruct them. Just give me time to sell the tickets and set up the concession stand.
· I am just real good at detecting when someone is peeing on my leg and telling me it's raining
Part IV
· You push that one you had better be run like a deer and dive in armadillo holes.
· Somn you have a 15 watt bulb in 60 watt socket you still have taxes and welfare confused.
· You are just like one of them oheeee birds that flies in cirlces every time you head flies up your butt you holler oheeeee its dark in here
· The only papers the commercial cattleman is carrying is those in his back pocket in case a pain hits him in the pasture.
· You need to make a doctor's appointment and go and see if you can get that bucket of loose screws tightened up
· It is obvious you don't know whether to wipe your watch or wind your butt
· Boy you are the blue ribbon winner here. This is absolutely the dumbest post I have ever read
· Alice you are like a yard full of fleas
· “Ole CB can throw a piece of bait and catch cry babies every cast” (From Campground Cattle but just seemed appropriate to be here)
· I have named some on mine lately Jack in the Box, Burger King and Kroger
· Was born after they invented rock but before dirt
· He better say that from up north, say that down here and someone would saddle that boy and ride him like a stick horse
· You just don't see a lot of liberals signing up for the armed forces that protect their alligator mouths and hummingbird butts
· That's what I love about Brangus those that don't have the fuse lit have a box of matches
· there is a pasture full of sale barn girls that would let you instruct them. Just give me time to sell the tickets and set up the concession stand.
· I am just real good at detecting when someone is peeing on my leg and telling me it's raining
