cattle buyer

[frenchie]

For the third time that month, the cattle buyer was checking into the motel near his home...
The night clerk asked, "Trouble with your wife again, Jed?"

"Yeah, and it all started over one of her stupid questions," Jed replied.

Curious, the clerk said, "What did she ask you?"

Jed said, "She asked me what was on the TV."

Intrigued as to how such an innocent question could start a fight, the clerk probed further, "What did you say?"

Jed answered... "Dust."

 

[ranchwife]

:shock: :shock: :shock:
yep....the doghouse would probably be too good of a place for this guy ;-)

 

[Farmhand]

Mine has finally learned better! :lol:

 

[Jake]

Mine has finally learned better! :lol:

finally? you mean it took him longer than a minute?!?! I bet he was in trouble...

 

[Farmhand]

Mine has finally learned better! :lol:

finally? you mean it took him longer than a minute?!?! I bet he was in trouble...

Try like 10 years!! Good thing I don't give up easy! :lol:

 

[cowgirl580]

so, when they guy saw dust, why didn't he get up and clean it off? someone explain this to me plz?

 

[ranchwife]

so, when they guy saw dust, why didn't he get up and clean it off? someone explain this to me plz?

something genetic, i am sure...you know...that "chromosone" thing ;-)

 

[msscamp]

so, when they guy saw dust, why didn't he get up and clean it off? someone explain this to me plz?

Cowgirl, I love ya, but come on....they are men.....

 

[cowgirl580]

yeah, that's true. he must not have been a bachelor very long, otherwise he would've learned to ignore the dust.

 

[msscamp]

yeah, that's true. he must not have been a bachelor very long, otherwise he would've learned to ignore the dust.

Somehow that all changes when they acquire a wife.

 

[cowgirl580]

hhmmmmm. another strike against men and marriage.

 

[ffscj]

so, when they guy saw dust, why didn't he get up and clean it off? someone explain this to me plz?

Because its the woman's job, just like bringing hiim a beer :lol:

 

[Caustic Burno]

so, when they guy saw dust, why didn't he get up and clean it off? someone explain this to me plz?

Cowgirl, I love ya, but come on....they are men.....

Everytime I see that dog I think of crosshairs.

Reason we dont clean off the dust is thats what we have ya'll for.
Before you go thinking your are running things and couldn't be replaced. All a man needs is a cook, maid, and a lady of the night. You can find all three cheaper than a good cow.
Gotta remember women are like cow flop the older you get the easier to pick up.

 

[la4angus]

so, when they guy saw dust, why didn't he get up and clean it off? someone explain this to me plz?

Because its the woman's job, just like bringing hiim a beer :lol:

and opening it too; don't you ladies forget. :lol: :lol:

 

[cowgirl580]

i'll open it for ya all right. open the door so you don't break it when i kick yore a%$ outside! :lol:

 

[la4angus]

i'll open it for ya all right. open the door so you don't break it when i kick yore a%$ outside! :lol:

You can fix the mixed drinks too.

 

[cowgirl580]

i know how to do that :roll: . spent a year or so bartending here at a local bar. worst yr of my life.

 

[msscamp]

i'll open it for ya all right. open the door so you don't break it when i kick yore a%$ outside! :lol:

My sentiments exactly!

 

[NM CowBelle]

Part of a man's problem is that they can't lift their neanderthal knuckle-draggin hands long enough to dust, let alone open their own beer.But they sure can lift that beer and change the channel.

 

[msscamp]

Part of a man's problem is that they can't lift their neanderthal knuckle-draggin hands long enough to dust, let alone open their own beer.But they sure can lift that beer and change the channel.

Couldn't agree more!!