I was at the barn yesterday when a fellow stops and asked if I'd sell him some of the longhorn calves he'd been looking at in the pasture. I asked him if he was sure he'd seen them here. "He said yeah, these standing right here." I informed him he was standing in the the midst of a bunch of Ayreshire steers. He still wanted to argue that they were longhorns. I guess I should have sold him some.