Bunk mates

[RoptCwGrl]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train.


Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk, and she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."


"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.


"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[warpaint]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Good Lord! Did it stank?

 

[RoptCwGrl]

I don't know of a time when mens farts don't stank!! Isn't that part of being a man??

 

[warpaint]

I don't know of a time when mens farts don't stank!! Isn't that part of being a man??

Jump on in there. RoptCwGrl. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I don't know of a time when mens farts don't stank!! Isn't that part of being a man??

Ma'am, This could broaden to become a quite large discussion.Of course not all of em' stank. Women "Poot" and they sometimes stank tonly difference is men name there farts, depending on sounds and fragrances. I have lots of examples, but you may be a lady and not want to hear about all of them. I'll await your reply... ;-)

 

[warpaint]

:shock: :shock:

 

[RoptCwGrl]

I may be a lady, but I am married and have two sons. So you can only imagine the nightly games the boys play! Who has the loudest, who can gross me out more etc. I can't say though that my boys have actually named them. That one is news to me. I get blamed for causing them because I cook spicy foods. I think they just look for excuses to fart. Boys will be boys...and men will always remain boys at heart!!

 

[Crowderfarms]

I may be a lady, but I am married and have two sons. So you can only imagine the nightly games the boys play! Who has the loudest, who can gross me out more etc. I can't say though that my boys have actually named them. That one is news to me. I get blamed for causing them because I cook spicy foods. I think they just look for excuses to fart. Boys will be boys...and men will always remain boys at heart!!

I did it in front of my Wife once and she threatened to make me sleep in the Barn.I'm going to show her this post. Things are gonna change around here.

 

[CattleAnnie]

Alrighty, against what little judgement I have left, here's a link for all the stinkers who like to pull this trick.


http://amishdonkey.com/pull-my-finger.php



Take care.

 

[chrisy]

my son is famous for SBD's and his Father is no better, it must be a man thing. the bathroom is the place for such things. not under the duvet, and my Tom cat is priceless it even makes him get up and walk away.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Alrighty, against what little judgement I have left, here's a link for all the stinkers who like to pull this trick.


http://amishdonkey.com/pull-my-finger.php



Take care.

Dang Annie, that was almost as good as a Fart Machine. :lol2: :lol2:

 

[RoptCwGrl]

Oh my gosh!!! CattleAnnie - It was like listening to my husband and my 7 year old. I showed my 7yo and he couldn't quit laughing!!

The worst SBD's are rottweiler ones. They will make your eyes burn!! LOL