"Save some animals, eat a vegetarian."
"Life's a bitch, and then it gets puppies."
"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example"
"I may be bald, but I'll never have a bad hairday"
"You can either agree with me or be wrong"
"born to party, forced to work"
"I'ld wory about getting older, if i wasn't so damn sexy"
"Do'nt annoy the unmedicated person"
on beack of biker's t-shirt: "if you can read this, the bitch fell off"
"Warning: don't **** with me, i **** back!"
" I don't have to be dead to donate my organ"
"You are too true to be beautifull"
"it's only funny until someone get's hurt, then it's hilarious"
"My wife ran off with my best friend, and i sure do mis him"
"I like skool, spesialy wan its klosed"
"I used to have an open mind, then my brain fell out"
and the last one:
"I'm not as strong as Arnold, I'm not as hot as Leonardo, but i can like like Lassie"