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"If you ate today, thank a farmer."

Oldtimer #1: Did you get your wife a watch for her Birthday?
Oldtimer #2: She doesn't need a watch, there's a clock on the stove!
 
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A hunter that supporst the democrats is like a chiken that supports Col. Sanders.
 

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Your A Naughty Boy, Go To My Room.

I Am A Bomb Technician, If You See Me Running Try To Keep Up.

I'm A Lesbian Trapped Inside The Body Of This Big, Fat, Ugly Biker.

I'm #1, So Why Try Harder?
 

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If Nobody's Perfect, Then I'm Nobody. ;-)

You Might Be A Redneck If......Someone Asks To See Your ID And You Show Them Your Belt Buckle

You Might Be A Redneck If......You Think The Last Four Words Of The National Anthem Are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines."

Men are not pigs. Pigs are kind, gentle and sensitive.

If This Was An Airport Then A*%holes Would Fly.
 

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You Might Be A Redneck If...... You've ever bummed a cigarette of your preacher.
You Might Be A Redneck If...... Yer daddy walks you to school 'cause you're in the same grade.
 

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"Save some animals, eat a vegetarian."

"Life's a bitch, and then it gets puppies."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example"

"I may be bald, but I'll never have a bad hairday"

"You can either agree with me or be wrong"

"born to party, forced to work"

"I'ld wory about getting older, if i wasn't so damn sexy"

"Do'nt annoy the unmedicated person"

on beack of biker's t-shirt: "if you can read this, the bitch fell off"

"Warning: don't **** with me, i **** back!"

" I don't have to be dead to donate my organ"

"You are too true to be beautifull"

"it's only funny until someone get's hurt, then it's hilarious"

"My wife ran off with my best friend, and i sure do mis him"

"I like skool, spesialy wan its klosed"

"I used to have an open mind, then my brain fell out"

and the last one:

"I'm not as strong as Arnold, I'm not as hot as Leonardo, but i can like like Lassie"
 

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our tiny town gets to overrun with tourists in the summer time that the locals cannot even find a parking spot on our entire 3 block-long main street....so, my son put this bumper sticker on his car (the reaction from the tourists was priceless)

"if it is tourists season, why can't we shoot 'em!!"
 

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cowgirl580":12p2qeu6 said:
boy i feel that way come huntin season and the californians come outta the wood work to hunt. sometimes........... :mad:

as bad as it gets here, i can imagine you getting double hit in colorado...here in ennis, our "summer residents" leave after hunting season and come back after memorial day....you, however, have to deal with those lovely "snowbunnies"....you have my deepest sympathy!!!
 

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i actually live about 20 miles from the utah border, so i don't have to deal with snow bunnies just the hunters. we have some good elk and deer hunting. some hunt lion and bear here too.
 

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