The bride and groom were making their way home from the wedding both sitting on the bench seat of the wagon pulled by a mule.
The mule comes to a stop for no reason. The groom reaches over, grabs his whip and tells the mule, "THATS ONE", he bellows, and the mule proceeds down the dirt road.
About two miles later, the mule stops for no reason again. "THAT'S TWO" hollers the groom. He reaches down, grabs his rifle and puts a bullet in the mule's head.
The bride screams and cries, "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR? NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK"!!!
The groom looks up at the bride and says, "THAT'S ONE"!
The mule comes to a stop for no reason. The groom reaches over, grabs his whip and tells the mule, "THATS ONE", he bellows, and the mule proceeds down the dirt road.
About two miles later, the mule stops for no reason again. "THAT'S TWO" hollers the groom. He reaches down, grabs his rifle and puts a bullet in the mule's head.
The bride screams and cries, "WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR? NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK"!!!
The groom looks up at the bride and says, "THAT'S ONE"!
