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[Crowderfarms]

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All of the Wal-Marts across Tennessee sold out of ammunition as of yesterday.
A reliable source said that one of the purchasers commented that while
Russia may have invaded Georgia, they sure as heck ain't doin' it to
Tennessee. Film at 11.

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

If you Tn. folks don't stopem we will getem at the big muddy.

 

[bigbull338]

now thats a good 1.

 

[Jogeephus]

I told my wife that this was just another reason I really needed that belt fed weapon and those night vision goggles I've been wanting. Its no telling when the folks in Savanah will give up and run then the Ruskies will be at our doorstep. What's the world coming to. You got the aggressive Tennesseans stealing our land in the north, Cubans attacking us through Florida, now the Ruskies are coming in from the east. I just don't how I can handle all this aggession being armed with only 30 round clips. :lol2:

 

[larryshoat]

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Uh, what channel would that be on my Direct TV .

Larry

 

[Crowderfarms]

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Uh, what channel would that be on my Direct TV .

Larry

Larry, I'm happy you asked. It's a PPV Channel that runs about 39.95 per night. Look for it on your program directory at BR-549.I have numerous guest appearance such as: Tonite's guest is "Aunt Alice" uncut. Tomorrow night I'll feature "Misty Morning" truths out, with my co-host Curtis from Arkansas.

 

[larryshoat]

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Uh, what channel would that be on my Direct TV .

Larry

Larry, I'm happy you asked. It's a PPV Channel that runs about 39.95 per night.

Dang it ! Iwas afraid of that, my wife won't let me order anything . If I find out where she keeps that code, I'm gonna let it rip . That sounds like "TV woirth watching" .

Larry

 

[perda04]

I told my wife that this was just another reason I really needed that belt fed weapon

I think the Beetles did a song on the White Album "...happiness is a belt fed weapon, oooh, yah..."

 

[cfpinz]

Is it true that all churches in TN are required to have three rows of pews? One really large one in the middle with two smaller rows on each side? Reason being, one section for each of the following wedding guest designations: His family, Her family, BOTH.

 

[Jogeephus]

Is it true that all churches in TN are required to have three rows of pews? One really large one in the middle with two smaller rows on each side? Reason being, one section for each of the following wedding guest designations: His family, Her family, BOTH.

Oh my, now that's good. :lol2: :lol2:

 

[grannysoo]

It's a good laugh, but I know a lot of people that pick up a few extra boxes of ammo every time they go Wally-World.

Never hurts to be prepared.

 

[chrisy]

Good one Crowder, them Ruskies will get every where if we're not careful. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[curtis]

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Uh, what channel would that be on my Direct TV .

Larry

Larry, I'm happy you asked. It's a PPV Channel that runs about 39.95 per night. Look for it on your program directory at BR-549.I have numerous guest appearance such as: Tonite's guest is "Aunt Alice" uncut. Tomorrow night I'll feature "Misty Morning" truths out, with my co-host Curtis from Arkansas.

Mr. Crowder, i will be there on time, i'm never late for important events. Now , for Alice uncut i'll have to think about that one.
BTW, i don't know about Misty Moonlite.... i heard that she ran off an joined a Nudest Colony.
Rumor has it that when she made her grand entry ( naked as a picked jaybird) that three men fainted and one had a stroke.
Now since Misty Moonlight has lost her way you may have to seek professional help to get her home.
Maybe you can get that Woman Sheriff from East Tn. , you know, the one with the big posse to look for her. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: