inyati13
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Blue is under investigation for suspected violations of his internment. Today at the Prison Farm, Blue was extended the privilege of using my cell phone. About 10 am this morning, Panda Bear (the boss cow) came to the shop and reported that Blue had sent a selfie of his balls to one of the minor heifers, Tatum. Tatum is under 15 months old so a minor heifer. Panda Bear showed the picture and it was clearly Blue’s Balls.
I began the interrogation of Blue. First, I ask for the return of my cell phone. A quick check and I found the selfie he had sent to Tatum. I ask him to explain. In his own words, Blue claims that he took a picture of his balls out of the recent fears that he might lose them. He wanted something to remember them by. He stated that he sent the picture by mistake. He refused to say anymore without legal representation.
Branguscowgirl, these are serious charges. You have to know this hurts me deeply. I raised Blue from a pup. I made an effort to teach him my values. I purchased a Doggie Bible off Amazon for Blue when I discovered he could read. Every night I required him to read stories like the parting of the ocean by a Bassett hound named Ole Mose. His favorite story is how the serpent deceived Fido and Jip in the Garden of Bones.
Be informed that the cows are now hostile witnesses for the defense. I would not expect any local support. Even the neighbors are up in arms over a dog sending an indecent selfie to a minor heifer. It was all I could do this afternoon to maintain order at the Prison Farm. Panda Bear considers every cow on the place her responsibility. She is as big as some of your big girls. I feared all day that she would break into the shop and grind Blue into the ground with her mighty head.
FYI: During your visit, assuming your as* gets you here, be prepared to include the new charges in your discovery and deposition. Below is a picture of the minor Heifer, Tatum.
I began the interrogation of Blue. First, I ask for the return of my cell phone. A quick check and I found the selfie he had sent to Tatum. I ask him to explain. In his own words, Blue claims that he took a picture of his balls out of the recent fears that he might lose them. He wanted something to remember them by. He stated that he sent the picture by mistake. He refused to say anymore without legal representation.
Branguscowgirl, these are serious charges. You have to know this hurts me deeply. I raised Blue from a pup. I made an effort to teach him my values. I purchased a Doggie Bible off Amazon for Blue when I discovered he could read. Every night I required him to read stories like the parting of the ocean by a Bassett hound named Ole Mose. His favorite story is how the serpent deceived Fido and Jip in the Garden of Bones.
Be informed that the cows are now hostile witnesses for the defense. I would not expect any local support. Even the neighbors are up in arms over a dog sending an indecent selfie to a minor heifer. It was all I could do this afternoon to maintain order at the Prison Farm. Panda Bear considers every cow on the place her responsibility. She is as big as some of your big girls. I feared all day that she would break into the shop and grind Blue into the ground with her mighty head.
FYI: During your visit, assuming your as* gets you here, be prepared to include the new charges in your discovery and deposition. Below is a picture of the minor Heifer, Tatum.
