Tommy Ruyle
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A blonde decides to go ice fishing at a frozen lake. She cuts a hole in the ice and sets up her stool.
A voice from the heavens booms "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!!"
She moves her stool 20 feet away and drills another hole.
Again, the voice says "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!!"
She makes another hole and the voice returns,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!!" "Is that you, God?" the blonde asks.
"No, This is the manager of the ice rink."
A voice from the heavens booms "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!!"
She moves her stool 20 feet away and drills another hole.
Again, the voice says "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!!"
She makes another hole and the voice returns,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!!" "Is that you, God?" the blonde asks.
"No, This is the manager of the ice rink."
