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>Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to


>They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them


>the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off. The entrance

>opens, and two men dressed in pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle. Both


>wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is

>tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.


>Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin but the men enter the


>the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing

>nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little

>practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster


>the runway, and the people at the windows realise that they're headed

>straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it

>begins to

>look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams


>the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The

>passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat


>their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good



>In the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know,


>one of these days, they're gonna scream too late, and we're all gonna



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Mar 2, 2004
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Northeastern BC Canada
Good one, Muldoon. I'll have to send a copy of that to my Dad (he's an old pilot from way back and will get a kick out of it).
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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