Bizarre! Astronaut arrested for attempted kidnapping

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Shows even smart people can be stupid....Doesn't hold out much hope for the rest of us,do it?
 
Ah, she a four bagger anyway. She will fit right in with the rest of misfits we place in our adult rest homes. :shock:
 
I'm just wondering if she suffered a little oxygen deprivation out in space. Maybe she needs to go back up for some testing.

Alice
 
Add attempted murder on to that, also. Momentary loss of sanity is what I'm thinking, plus she is married with 3 kids.

GMN
 
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GMN":2g3m7gpj said:
Add attempted murder on to that, also. Momentary loss of sanity is what I'm thinking, plus she is married with 3 kids.

GMN
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Yes, having kids will make you do that. I think I am working with a lady who is about to go "NASA" any time now. Every day is soooo interesting! :shock:
 
Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You


Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge

You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house

She promises to "Take you out like Pluto"

It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you

You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me"

Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds

She poisons your Tang

Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse

Been getting threatening emails from Connie@International Space Station.com

She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down.
 
Crowderfarms":gp2ya8q0 said:
Uncle Hugh's trying to get her to pose in his magazine... I bet she'll show us her Assteroid.
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EEEWWW. Did you see her mug shot? I don't think there's enough make up and air brushing to fix that. Will she be posing in her adult diaper?
 
Crowderfarms":epgkkd6n said:
Uncle Hugh's trying to get her to pose in his magazine... I bet she'll show us her Assteroid.
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It'll probably have some Klingons around it. :shock:
 
Alice":qb3a62fj said:
I'm just wondering if she suffered a little oxygen deprivation out in space. Maybe she needs to go back up for some testing.

Alice
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Alice when I heard the story I thought of you.
I am both shocked and happy that you will not be spending any more time in the "big house"

Remember keep those diapers dry....

MD
 
thats really pathetic if you have to wear a diper so you dont have to stop just because your that desperate for some guy

Do you think there may be a over a mile high club?
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i bet they joined the club and now she wants more ;-)
 

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