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Carlos D.

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Well I walked outside today -felt like crap--seen a bicycle agains the house decided it was time I rode it to corner about 1/4 mile and back had to stop 3 times thought my old heart was going to blow out of my chest --any way I made it funny thing though before I went I would have loved a piece of cake or something----now all I crave is fruit--THIS IS GOOD I THINK ; I ll do it again tomorrow-- BUT IM SURE GONNA PUT AIR IN THE TIRES--Im telling you! Im going to be so sleek and fast Im already thinking Ill leave the farm for my wife to look after ,this winter--And Ill go on a bicycle tour to texas --SO when you Texans see something soooo sexy wearing those black spandex pants ;that all us serious cyclist wear, sometime after xmas youll know who it is. IM going to glue a canadian flag on my helmut( cause you need one of those to) Just so you dont get me confused with someone else

carl
 
Any time I do something that makes me crave fruit I immediately stop. :D Seriously though, the more you exercise, the easier it will get, and you'll feel better in the long run. My problem has always been getting motivated enough to start.
 
VanC":22gqt2yh said:
Any time I do something that makes me crave fruit I immediately stop. :D Seriously though, the more you exercise, the easier it will get, and you'll feel better in the long run. My problem has always been getting motivated enough to start.

Getting started has never been my problem. My problem begins on day #2. :lol:

Chris
 
WELL I LOOKED AT THE BIKE AGAIN THIS MORNING .IM THINKING IT MAY NEED A REST TODAY--BESIDES I NEVER HAD ANY POSTS FROM THOSE TEXANS -INVITEING ME IN FOR TEA-SO I GOT A BIT OF A POUT ON .---I MAY NOT STOP IN TEXAS JUST CARRY ON TO CUBA --US GOOD OLD BOYS FROM CANADA CAN DO THAT YA KNOW BESIDES I DID HEAR OLD FIDEL IS FEELING QUITE UP TO PAR. ALSO I BEEN THINKIN I MAY GET SOME OLD GIRL WITH A REAR 2 AXE HANDLES WIDE TO GO WITH ME RIDEING A BIKE FROM HERE TO TEXAS (OR CUBA) SHE'LL PROBABLY SLIM DOWN FROM HERE TO THERE---- Ive NEVER SEEN ONE GO FROM BIG TO LITTLE BUT I SURE SEEN EM GO FROM LITTLE TO BIG

CARL
 
I like to think I'm in fairly good shape for an old man. I am constantly walking on my job, and when I'm home roaming over the hills and hollers.
However, I wouldn't even consider getting on a bike and trying to make it to the end of my driveway and back. Getting to the end would be ok, it's all downhill. The hard part would be pedaling back up. :shock:
 
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Come a runnin'. :D


oops... :oops: ridin' :oops: we'll be here waiting.


Once you make I'll haul you back home unless you decide to make a detour on your way back to go see Crowder.
 
warpaint":2e5cde4m said:
I like to think I'm in fairly good shape for an old man. I am constantly walking on my job, and when I'm home roaming over the hills and hollers.
However, I wouldn't even consider getting on a bike and trying to make it to the end of my driveway and back. Getting to the end would be ok, it's all downhill. The hard part would be pedaling back up. :shock:

I think what would help --is move house closer to the road

carl
 
Come on down to Texas, it's not THAT far from Canada. In fact if you really want to get into shape quickly travel down the road we live on as there are some dogs that will help you get your speed up. :D Wait, you should bring the axe handle chick as you just need to be faster than her! I think you should wait until tomorrow to start down though.
 
Gate Opener":2ysg6354 said:
Come on down to Texas, it's not THAT far from Canada. In fact if you really want to get into shape quickly travel down the road we live on as there are some dogs that will help you get your speed up. :D Wait, you should bring the axe handle chick as you just need to be faster than her! I think you should wait until tomorrow to start down though.
are you suggesting I should use her for dog bait---She wont be much of a meal for them by the time i get her to Texas. And as far as starting tomorrow--Well I need more time than that.a Rear two axe handles wide is only part of the qualifications --It would help if she was pleasant to.

carl
 
if I could spare the time, I'd come with you from Canada to Texas. but I have gone down past the 2 axe handle size now, I'm down to only 1, and need the boost to get passed that to 1/2, it is boring sitting on the exercise bike in front of the TV as the scenery is always the same. although uphill would do the knees in. :roll: carry on the good work bike riding and swimming good for the waste line and :heart:
 
Naw, I would never suggest that-but remember dogs like bones. Man you sure are picky wanting a certain figure AND to be pleasant also!
 

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