When I was about 10 years old. Me and three of my friends that I caught the school bus with had found 2 or 3 steel traps hanging in their grand pa’s shed.
Set them out under an opening of this old barn floor where something had been going in and out of. Caught a big bore opossum the first morning we ran it while waiting on the school bus. It was in the winter and would stay somewhat cool up until almost noon but warm up later in the afternoon.
So when we would get out of school we would skin our old opossum and stretch its hide on a board and that was the first of many getting rich schemes I have tried in my 64 years of living. Think we were getting almost $ 2 a peace for a big opossum hide !!!
Well in just a little over a week we had caught and skinned 3 maybe 4 opossums. And while we were skinning one of them. My buddies Aunt and uncle pulled up and saw what we were doing. And inquired as to what we were doing. Their aunt being the robust country girl she is was happier than a pig in the mud to have found out what a delicacy we had came by and was more than happy to educate us on what we unknowingly had in our possession and at just how delicious opossum meat was to dine on !!! And wanted to kick our opossum meat business off by purchasing everyone we could bring here dressed at $ 2 per opossum !!!! Chi, Ching !!! Chi Ching !!!
So with that opossum we gladly finished cleaning to send home with Mrs Marry and her husband to dine on for that nights dinner and with the exception of having to dis embowel, dehead, and cut the feet and tail off and of course wash the carcass up with water. All & All me & my business partners felt like between the $ 2 cash on the barrel head we made from Mrs Martin for the opossum and the $ 2 we would hopefully get for the hide were well on our way to becoming rich lads.
PLUS we had about 4 more opossums in our inventory that all we had to do was finish dressing and delivering them to miss Mary !!!

Which we jumped onto getting done like a duck taking care of a June bug !!!
But now I don’t know how many of you have ever been in the business of selling opossum meat and those of you that haven’t are aware of just how difficult it it is to finish cleaning parsley dressed opossums that have been laying in the pasture for 4 or 5 days even it was only getting in the low 70 degrees for a daily high.

Well let’s just say it’s more trouble than it’s worth and leave it at that. So much trouble that it put us out of business and the hardest $ 10 we ever earned. So that’s one of the reasons I am not a millionaire today !!!

Just couldn’t hack it in big business!!!
