RebelCritter
Well-known member
Bad day at Hallmark
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?
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My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder ... 'What the hell was I thinking?'
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you .. I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
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W e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay
Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day?
//////////////////////////////////////////////////// / //////////////////////////////////////////
My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder ... 'What the hell was I thinking?'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you .. I've changed my mind.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
//////////////////////////////////////////////// / ////////////////////////////////////////////////
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am..
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
####################################################
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
****************************************************************************
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.
//////////////////////////////////////////////////// / ////////////////////////////////////////////////
W e have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm so miserable without you ...
it's almost like you're here.
=====================================================
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay
