Anna Nicole

[Joy in Texas]

Just announced Anna Nicole Smith died today.

 

[Alice]

Yeah, I read that a little earlier. How absolutely bizarre! This has been a week for the absolutely bizarre, hasn't it...

Alice

 

[Lammie]

This is no suprise. I am just sorry that she brought another child into this world before she did. I don't exactly think that she treated her body like a temple. Although lots of men seemed to worship there.

 

[Alice]

Lammie, I don't know why, but it surprised the honk outta me. I figured that chick was a survivor surpreme...not a class act by any stretch of the imagination, but a survivor.

Alice

 

[john250]

Mama may have
And Papa may have
But God bless the child
Who's got her own

Anna leaves an infant girl of undetermined sire. And close to half a billion.
Geraldo Rivera says both of the men claiming to be the father trip his "creep o meter". If Geraldo is creeped by them...well he should know.
Now, I hear mention of her mother.
The billing meter is running at enough law firms to eclipse the OJ trial before the end of the month.
I won't be able to escape this soap opera, but I'm gonna say a prayer for the kid and try to ignore it all.
Ehhh....maybe I'll send in a DNA sample first. Maybe I got lucky and don't remember. I'm likely as good a candidate as either of the creeps in the race so far.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I dont understand all the infactuation with the big ol' Bimbo. Heck even ol' Crowder here would look a heck of a lot better after all them Surgeries!!! :shock: Personally I'd have to label her a freak. She sure aint the girl next door type, unless of course you lived in one of "them" neighborhoods.

 

[Alice]

I dont understand all the infactuation with the big ol' Bimbo. Heck even ol' Crowder here would look a heck of a lot better after all them Surgeries!!! :shock: Personally I'd have to label her a freak. She sure aint the girl next door type, unless of course you lived in one of "them" neighborhoods.

Crowder, if you'd go ahead and put all of your macho BS aside and break down and watch Okra and Dr. Shill, and let them show you how to get in touch with your feminine side, you might be able to understand why this is such a "girl" thing. :P

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

I dont understand all the infactuation with the big ol' Bimbo. Heck even ol' Crowder here would look a heck of a lot better after all them Surgeries!!! :shock: Personally I'd have to label her a freak. She sure aint the girl next door type, unless of course you lived in one of "them" neighborhoods.

Crowder, if you'd go ahead and put all of your macho BS aside and break down and watch Okra and Dr. Shill, and let them show you how to get in touch with your feminine side, you might be able to understand why this is such a "girl" thing. :P

Alice

Girl thing? Shoot, If my Wife ever said she wanted to be re-manufactured,(she's perfect anyway) I'd sooner get kicked by a Mule.I'm not a feminine sided feller. I've done been PM'd by Aplus tryin to get me to join the "Okrah Book Club" Dr. Shill's DVD "Self Help" series,Cosmopolitan magazine and a host of others. There aint no chance of me getting to the "other side". ;-)

 

[AngusSenorita]

Honestly I feel sorry for her. She married at 16 and had a son, then left her abusive husband, married an old guy, didn't get the $$ her son died just after her daughter was born and now she mysteriously dies, I bet its foul play, both her and her son. Hopefully her daughter makes it out okay

 

[Gate Opener]

Sure seems like a lot of those type of women die early. Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield and there is another but I can't think of her name.

 

[Alice]

Jean Harlowe?

 

[Gate Opener]

Alice I believe that you would do well on one of those game shows, win lots of money. Cha Ching Cha Ching

 

[Alice]

Depends on the category, Gate Opener.

I'll take "dumb blondes from 1940-50 movies" for $100, Alec. :D

Alice

 

[curtis]

She never did trip my trigger, looked like the run of the mill mattress thresher to me.

 

[Beefy]

i think her mama did it.

 

[jw]

and there is another

The Farmer's Daughter - Inger Stevens

 

[Ryder]

Honestly I feel sorry for her. She married at 16 and had a son, then left her abusive husband, married an old guy, didn't get the $$ her son died just after her daughter was born and now she mysteriously dies, I bet its foul play, both her and her son. Hopefully her daughter makes it out okay

They need to call in Mr. Monk to investigate the case.
I say this because that is about the only TV show I am familiar with, other than the Andy Griffith Show.

 

[GMN]

I think Anna was a gold digger, plain and simple. I feel bad for her infant daughter who is parentless now, but she is too young to know anyways, lets just hope she is raised in a caring environment with good morals and ethics.

My bet she died from a mix of drugs, same as her son, intentionally or an accident is the question of the day.

GMN

 

[flaboy?]

Well IF I had a list. I said IF :lol:

She would make it when she wasn't ballooned up. She would make Chowder's list when she WAS ballooned up. :shock:

 

[Lammie]

I think that Rosie O'Donnel done it.

I was listening to her sister read the family statement on the radio this morning. Really not that much emotion in her voice, ya know?

Seriously, I think she never got over the death of her son. But as far as being a loss to humanity, she's not. I will give her credit, though, from the Dairy Queen in Mexia, to topless dancer married to old rich prune to "international star", whatever that is. It was a long strange trip.