chrisy
Well-known member
>> A Christmas Story for people having a bad day
>>
>> When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
>> produce
>> the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
>> pressure of being behind schedule.
>> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This
>> stressed Santa even more.
>>
>> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
>> about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, goodness
>> knows where.
>> More stress.
>>
>> Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
>> toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
>>
>> Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a glass of apple cider and a
>> tot
>> of rum.
>> When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the
>> bottles and there was nothing to drink.
>>
>> In his frustration he accidentally dropped the glasses and they broke
>> into
>> hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
>> He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of
>> the
>> broom.
>>
>> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
>> He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
>> Christmas
>> tree.
>>
>> The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
>> lovely
>> day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick
>> it?"
>>
>> And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
>> tree!!!
>>
>>
>> When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
>> produce
>> the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the
>> pressure of being behind schedule.
>> Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This
>> stressed Santa even more.
>>
>> When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
>> about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, goodness
>> knows where.
>> More stress.
>>
>> Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the
>> toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
>>
>> Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a glass of apple cider and a
>> tot
>> of rum.
>> When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the
>> bottles and there was nothing to drink.
>>
>> In his frustration he accidentally dropped the glasses and they broke
>> into
>> hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
>> He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of
>> the
>> broom.
>>
>> Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
>> He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big
>> Christmas
>> tree.
>>
>> The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a
>> lovely
>> day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick
>> it?"
>>
>> And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
>> tree!!!
>>
