chrisy
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An Irishman goes to the Dr with a backside problem
"Dactor, it's me ahrse I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot"
so the Dr gets him to drop his pants and takes a look
"Incredible" he says "there is a $20 bill lodge up there"
Tentatively he eases the 20 out of the mans bottom, and then a $10 bill appears
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Dr
"What do you want me to do?"
"Well for goodness sake teyhk it out man!" shrieks the patient.
the Dr pulls out the 10 and another 20 appears and another and anothe etc....
finally the last bill comes out and no more apear
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter"
"How moch was in dare den?"
the Dr counts the pile of cash "$1,990 exactly"
"Ah, dat'd be roit" says The Irishman...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand"
"Dactor, it's me ahrse I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot"
so the Dr gets him to drop his pants and takes a look
"Incredible" he says "there is a $20 bill lodge up there"
Tentatively he eases the 20 out of the mans bottom, and then a $10 bill appears
"This is amazing!" exclaims the Dr
"What do you want me to do?"
"Well for goodness sake teyhk it out man!" shrieks the patient.
the Dr pulls out the 10 and another 20 appears and another and anothe etc....
finally the last bill comes out and no more apear
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter"
"How moch was in dare den?"
the Dr counts the pile of cash "$1,990 exactly"
"Ah, dat'd be roit" says The Irishman...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"I knew I wasn't feeling two grand"
