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Amish Elevator

txag

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An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny,silverwalls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never
having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is. "
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
an obese older woman in a wheel chair moved up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father
watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the
walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
to his son,

"Go get your mother."
 
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