The Amish Farmer?

[chrisy]

IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer driving his carriage notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped into it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use both hands, you'll get more!"

 

[highgrit]

Good morning, thanks for the :lol2: have a great day everyone.

 

[kerley]

IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN

An Amish Farmer driving his carriage notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have crapped into it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use both hands, you'll get more!"

That's a great one, Thank's Chrisy

 

[J. T.]

Great!