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I don't know about UFO's RS, but as to your signature line ~ over crowded jails make for a long night for me :cry2:
 
Kind of funny this UFO stuff and all...

I just asked a wimmen the other day if she worked for NASA because her Butt was "out of this world" :cowboy:
 
Hard to say what those folks up there might think they see. I mean some of the stuff they drink would make meth seem like an asprin. Oh, you said they were seeing UFO's. Well what's new with that? That is just an Ugly Female On-top. :mrgreen:
 
WE had to drive to Mingus (spelling) to get our foaming top pop. Now
this was many years ago, don't know if it's true today. On the back
roads going home we drank and who knows what we spotted. I do
know my vision wasn't clear because I missed a few curves and built
fence the following day. Now I think it might have been a UFO that
tore up the fence.
R.T.
 
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Crowderfarms":1ym95z5m said:
Kind of funny this UFO stuff and all...

I just asked a wimmen the other day if she worked for NASA because her Butt was "out of this world" :cowboy:
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Sometimes I think of things.....like why on earth would a wimmen stick around long enough to actually hear what Crowbar had to say to them. :???:
 
I can't link, for some reason, but here is a quote:

"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times" said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."

The article concludes with this--About 200 UFO sightings are reported each month, mostly in California, Colorado and Texas, according to the Mutual UFO Network.

If Alice hasn't already been abducted, I imagine she's making a tinfoil hat (so they can't probe your mind) and preparing for the end of time.

So, how many of you Texans have sighted a UFO? You can tell us. We won't laugh.
 
Well, Rocksprings, a bad load of moonshine or meth is what came first to my mind, until I read who saw the "lighted object," and how many people in how many different places, once those guys in Selden spoke up. 'Sides, I don't know of a meth o r shine cooker who'd actually tell the newspaper, "Yeah, see me 'n my buddies was cookin' this good batch and you ain't gonna believe what we saw!"

Naturally, I didn't see, dangit! But yes, right now Stephenville is in the news for something other than Ty Murray hosting a bunch of has been quasi celebrities at his ranch teaching them how to ride bulls.

One thing I've found amusing is that this premier group of UFO people held a meeting at one of the dairy cattle sale barns the other night to have the sighters come and talk about it. I don't quite understand why the sale barn owner said, "Yeah, let's have it here!" I know who that guy is, and I found it not only interesting, but really, really funny! I'm gonna have to ask my brother about that one. First time I've ever heard of anything other than a cattle sale being booked into that venue.

Alice
 
john250":ke946vng said:
I can't link, for some reason, but here is a quote:

"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible belt and everyone is afraid it's the end of times" said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."

The article concludes with this--About 200 UFO sightings are reported each month, mostly in California, Colorado and Texas, according to the Mutual UFO Network.

If Alice hasn't already been abducted, I imagine she's making a tinfoil hat (so they can't probe your mind) and preparing for the end of time.

So, how many of you Texans have sighted a UFO? You can tell us. We won't laugh.
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John, if I prepared for the end of time everytime one of these groups started squawking about it...Geez Louise! :shock: I mean, what's a person to do? Make sure they have a will?

I asked one of those doomsday sayers that question once. He wasn't impressed...

Alice
 

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