Alice Needs a Muzzle and a Spiked Collar!

[Crowderfarms]

What do ya'll think?

 

[warpaint]

You leave my Aunt Alice alone!!! :mad:

Have you done forgot what happened the last time you went badmouthin her? :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

You leave my Aunt Alice alone!!! :mad:

Have you done forgot what happened the last time you went badmouthin her? :lol:

Relax there Paint. I'm a tryin to get the same brutal punishment she dished out last time.

Member when she spanked the 2 of us and made us stay in our rooms all night with them 4 Playboy girls?

 

[bigbull338]

You leave my Aunt Alice alone!!! :mad:

Have you done forgot what happened the last time you went badmouthin her? :lol:

Relax there Paint. I'm a tryin to get the same brutal punishment she dished out last time.

Member when she spanked the 2 of us and made us stay in our rooms all night with them 4 Playboy girls?

crowder since you an paint loved being locked up with the playboy girls.doubt she will punish you 2 like that again.esp since you liked it lolol.

 

[chrisy]

Hey keep your fantasies to ya self....there are Ladies present, Aunt Alice being one of 'em.... :oops: :lol:

 

[flaboy-]

Well, I will need the pictures before I can decide. :lol:

 

[warpaint]

You leave my Aunt Alice alone!!! :mad:

Have you done forgot what happened the last time you went badmouthin her? :lol:

Relax there Paint. I'm a tryin to get the same brutal punishment she dished out last time.

Member when she spanked the 2 of us and made us stay in our rooms all night with them 4 Playboy girls?

Always knowed you was her fav-o-rite nephew. Yours mighta been from Playboy, but mine come from the womens prison in Huntsville, Texas!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

 

[backhoeboogie]

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Ya'll be nice to Alice. She went and let me off the hook yesterday on Gubner Ann Retards. I could tell it was one of those issues that she and I would have to agree to disagree on. She wanted to say more but did the nevermind thing. It was awfully kind of her. Now lets get back to the network programming.

 

[Alice]

Crowder, Paint, I've forwarded your email addresses to Hugh Hefner and pleaded your case with him. He says all you have to do is show up at his mansion with a couple of diamond studded, 24K gold spike collars insured by Lloyds of London making him the beneficiary should they disappear. Oh, and Aplus needs to come along on a leash wearing his silk shorts and black high heels with the little gold tips on the toe. He also needs to bring his janitorial equipment, with lots of ivory liquid, btw. There's bound to be a lot of clean-up needed after you and the California Cutie Cons, that he's gonna have available for you, leave. Part of the deal is you HAVE to leave...we're still in negotiations over Aplus. I think I may be able to get him to keep the janitor.

I've done all I can...the rest is up to you 2.

Alice

 

[Alice]

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Ya'll be nice to Alice. She went and let me off the hook yesterday on Gubner Ann Retards. I could tell it was one of those issues that she and I would have to agree to disagree on. She wanted to say more but did the nevermind thing. It was awfully kind of her. Now lets get back to the network programming.

I didn't let ya' off the hook, BHB...I just decided to drop back and punt.

Alice

 

[Alice]

You leave my Aunt Alice alone!!! :mad:

Have you done forgot what happened the last time you went badmouthin her? :lol:

Relax there Paint. I'm a tryin to get the same brutal punishment she dished out last time.

Member when she spanked the 2 of us and made us stay in our rooms all night with them 4 Playboy girls?

Always knowed you was her fav-o-rite nephew. Yours mighta been from Playboy, but mine come from the womens prison in Huntsville, Texas!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Uh oh, Paint...I don't think the women's prison is in Huntsville...you may have gotten a ringer...did "she" keep calling you Crowder? Oops!

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

To cut to the chase Aunt Alice, I'm really starting to find the Boy is becoming quite suspect.

I'm hoping him and the Janitor are'nt sharing a couch watching the view in terry cloth robes, and sippin' Arbor Mist Chateu de FiFi.

 

[Wewild]

I find all this talk suspect.

It makes me wonder why we wonder why we have some of the issues we have today.

 

[Alice]

I find all this talk suspect.

It makes me wonder why we wonder why we have some of the issues we have today.

Wewild, I have added to this nonsense, and I'm not real proud of it. I can't take it back because I wrote it, and in doing so, I own it. But, I am through with it.

Alice

 

[aplusmnt]

I find all this talk suspect.

It makes me wonder why we wonder why we have some of the issues we have today.

There is way to many W's in that sentence for me to understand it.

Please clarify?

Ps. I will be packing the silkies and mops! :lol:

 

[Wewild]

I find all this talk suspect.

It makes me wonder why we wonder why we have some of the issues we have today.

There is way to many W's in that sentence for me to understand it.

Please clarify?

Ps. I will be packing the silkies and mops! :lol:

I did a spell and grammar check.

I wasn't raised to talk like this. Maybe its ok for you maybe not.

PM me if you need further direction.

Clarify .... this can't in anybody's mind be construed as being helpful to anything.

 

[Caustic Burno]

What do ya'll think?

I liked the claw hammer between the eyes you pm'd me about.
Just hate to ruin a good hammer.

 

[warpaint]

I find all this talk suspect.

It makes me wonder why we wonder why we have some of the issues we have today.

One sure way not to get your feelings hurt is to not open posts made by myself or the author of this thread.

This is the coffeeshop after all. I challenge you to give one example of where I can be held accountable for any of the world issues going on today.

 

[Crowderfarms]

What do ya'll think?

I liked the claw hammer between the eyes you pm'd me about.
Just hate to ruin a good hammer.

:roll: :roll: :roll: ????

 

[*Cowgirl*]

I find all this talk suspect.

It makes me wonder why we wonder why we have some of the issues we have today.

One sure way not to get your feelings hurt is to not open posts made by myself or the author of this thread.

This is the coffeeshop after all. I challenge you to give one example of where I can be held accountable for any of the world issues going on today.

:lol: Ya'll are what makes this board fun.